Trying to.... Tell you... Being swarmed ...b...by the kryll..
Dj Lemonade: "This is NCT Radio, where we cover everything music in Neo-City, no subject is taboo here and today, ladies and gentlemen we are joined by Neo-City's own rock stars, Metal Pig!!"
Freedom Magnum: "And we have GREAT news!
FM: Hang on a sec..." "*SNORTS*
DjL: "Dass right yall! Freedom, we know youre schedule is filled to the top with business, but please share with our loving audience why you guys came home today???"
FM: *SNORTS* "Of course babeh!!!
We have a treat for you Dj, ourselves, and all you wonderful piggies all across the world!! We were out touring--"
FM: "And you know with all the Pirates/Ninja beef we had to get the fuck outta here."
DJL: "I heard of the controversey, but never got the full scoop onnat. What happened???"
FM: "We were doing a charity venue over off of harbor lane, where only invites gotchu in."
FM: "So we figured it was "safe", you know??? Turns out, we were in the middle of our set and our manager comes out from backstage and says: "We gotta get you guys outta here,now!" We drop our instruments, b line it for the bus and wait further instruction."
DJL: "And thats when the Riot started ,right???"
FM: "Yeah. Turns out--... Hang on a sec
*SNORTS* --some ninjas used the actual charity event as cover for trying to lure out more pirates, but only found rebels. When the actual pirates found out, they started tearing up the joint in OUR name!"
DJL: "UNREAL!! I remember seeing something in da news about it!"
DJL: "And thats when you guys released that statement, right?"
FM: "Yeah, our manager is a handyman. Quick on his feet and well aware of his surroundings. But anyway, yeah, we dont judge. We love everyone evenly, fan or not were gonna treat them with the same respect. We couldn't have this fight that's got our city uptight being pushed in our name, because we dont support it."
DJL: "OHHH, okay. Wow, yeah, gotta be able to make dat point, these jokers is gettin outta hand wit dis shit. I know if a pirate or ninja ever rolled up to me onnat bullshit, Id be in jail right now."
FM: Sounds like you could use a good lawyer then. Anyway, so, we're makin our way to Jump City. And it's four thirty in the morning mind you, and everyones sleeping and were out in the mountains, so you know there's nothing out there.Tzzarr comes barrelling into the bunk "Guys! GUYS! You gotta wake up and see this shit!"
So, we get up real fast, go outfront to see whats up and we go to the window...
FM:"And we can see a house in the distance, and the figure of a person. And a bright blue light coming from his face going into the sky. It looked like a firery laser. And so we wanted to check it out, as our eyes and ears are always up for anything new. Our manager Mr. Sharppe comes out and says we have a schedule to follow, and time to keep but we left anyway. After walking for about 15 minutes we get up the trail to hear the man screaming. As we get closer , it got louder. We get to the house and go around back to find this man...
DJL: "And that man is???..."
Naughtaisle: "I'm Naughtaisle, its good to meet you."
FM: "YEAH!!! The trick with the fire was he did the alcohol spray, and when he yelled at the same time, the flames would change color. We introduced ourselves and asked what he was doing. He told us he came to the mountians to escape the drama too. He sounded pretty gnarly, so we asked him if he considered a profession in making metal and if he'd cosign with us, and here he is. Our first prospect--... Hang on a second...*SNORTS*
DJL: Hey Naughtaisle, you have control of that fire trick right???"
N: "Hey c'mon man. Im powerful, not reckless."
DJL: "Okay. Im not trying to have the studio burned down over an interview, alright ?"
N:"Oh you're good!" *Laughs*
DJL: So Naughtaisle now that we gotchur attention, tell us a little about yourself.
N: Um... I'm 33, Ive been "screaming" for about almost 20 years now. I was engaged a couple times, and accidents happened. I was born in Newark and moved to Neo-City at about 17, and have been around since.
DJL: "Okay, okay. Betchu' didn't think things would turn out this way,huh?"
N: "I had no idea. I thought that night was just gonna be another night ending peacefully, catchin a good buzz and riding the night out, then pass out when I was completely exhausted, but then Metal Pig shows up in muh fuckin' backyard, talkin' business and shit. Now Im on a tour???? DA FUCK, Ya know?!?? *Laughs*
DJL: "That's wassup. Aight, I got one last question for you. What do you think of Neo-City's turf war going on right now?"
N: "Well... One way or another, it'll come to an end."